Food I've Spilled On The Baby:
Guacamole
Apple
Seltzer Water
And it's been less than a week so kittens know this list will only get better.
Hours She's Been Eating Tonight:
Almost four. Nearly straight since 1am.
What The Onsie She Wore To The Pediatrician Yesterday Said:
This Does Not Suck.
Where The Pediatrician Looked The Entire Time We Were There, Which Was How Much Of The Time Matilda Was Eating:
Anywhere but at me.
Nicknames She Has Already Acquired:
Sweetpea
Kitty
Cheesecake
Lamb Chowder
Fist of Fury
Squeeze Box
One-sock
Snuttgurka
