Y'all know when you eat too much pineapple and a taste bud throws in the towel and triples in size like Violet Beauregarde and you spend the day feeling like you've got a precocious tween living on your tongue? (Or is that just me?)
Well, last night I gave Matilda a piece of pineapple in her mesh bag. She gave me the New Food Look but soon gnawed the very will to live out of that piece of fruit. She then spent her entire dinner-time trying to push her tongue clear out of her mouth in an effort to dislodge the precocious tween.
This caused me to frantically, one-handedly, baby-on-hip, google "feeding an infant pineapple" and look up the same in The Super Baby Food book I own but have yet to use. Google gave me nothing save some cake recipe (like I need more of those) and the Super Baby Food folks said don't feed the super baby pineapple till 8 months.
Seeing as we've ignored every piece of advice on feeding infants thus far, (She's tasted ice cream. More than once. And enjoys both lemon and lime wedges.) I figured she'd survive. And folks! She did. Although, poor thing, she appears to be a mouth breather just like her Mama.
