Atomic Tonic

It's not like she had to wipe the poop off her bedroom floor

or scrub the urine out of the living room rug

or off the floor in the half bath

and I know she's not the one doing all the laundry around here.

Honestly, I think I should be the one losing the plot flat on my back on the kitchen floor. But someone needs to give Matilda her third bath of the day and remove the toxic diapers from both bathroom sinks and do two more loads of laundry and not BARF.