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2008.05.12: Keep your fingers away from her mouth
2008.02.07: February
2007.11.18: Unplugged
2007.11.15: Please send vodka
2007.11.15: It's not easy being green
2007.11.13: Messy
2007.11.11: Crawling, croup, christmas
2007.09.13: ...
2007.07.30: Ole
2007.07.29: I think this is filler
2007.06.22: Dear Running,
2007.06.08: Trying in vain to bring us up to the present
2007.05.21: I will never learn
2007.05.20: So much nothing
2007.05.12: What do you eat?
2007.05.11: Patsy wants a refill
2007.05.10: 56 words
2007.05.10: It's a good thing she didn't get my face
2007.05.10: Wood…
2007.05.08: But I didn't eat any of either
2007.05.03: So far, the best family photo we've got
2007.05.01: Sew On
2007.04.26: Bake Off
2007.04.25: We go to 11
2007.04.23: And I'll get a dog and name him Toto
2007.04.22: Three point one
2007.04.18: Double digits
2007.04.15: Animal Crackers
2007.04.13: On running
2007.04.13: The kids this week
2007.04.11: 9 weeks
2007.04.09: Tempting fate
2007.04.09: What I won't forget
2007.04.04: 8 weeks
2007.04.01: Chocolate Walnut-Cranberry Cake
2007.03.29: It's a good thing I'm writing this down
2007.03.28: 7 weeks
2007.03.27: Justifying it
2007.03.26: So this is how it's going to be
2007.03.21: Six weeks. No six pack.
2007.03.20: Guaranteed to be the only post on this topic on the entire internet
2007.03.18: Lemon pound cake
2007.03.16: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
2007.03.15: The Pestilence
2007.03.14: Five weeks out
2007.03.13: Not a martini glass big enough
2007.03.12: Free to good home
2007.03.10: Black bottom cupcakes
2007.03.09: Like a pile of puppies
2007.03.07: A bunch of numbers and an expanse of skin
2007.03.06: Herself, a bit, finally.
2007.03.05: Marzipan Cake
2007.03.02: Two is time
2007.02.27: The tiniest violin
2007.02.25: Little house on the praire
2007.02.22: 15 days postpartum
2007.02.21: Vanilla Cake
2007.02.20: Scales and measuring sticks, oh my
2007.02.19: Because I lack shame
2007.02.16: Twenty Five
2007.02.15: What everyone says about the second one is true
2007.02.15: Be mine
2007.02.13: Finally, a decent Valentine's gift
2007.02.11: Jaundice Watch 2007
2007.02.09: I am a triple loop
2007.02.09: I'd forgotten
2007.02.08: The roses
2007.02.08: Teaser
2007.02.06: And there goes the dam
2007.02.06: Moving on
2007.02.06: Aggravated. Possibly nesting.
2007.02.05: Baby
2007.02.04: I am so pregnant
2007.02.03: A message to my uterus
2007.02.01: Sugar high with a head cold
2007.01.31: She's going to need that
2007.01.29: Nesting in my mind
2007.01.27: I hit term three hours ago
2007.01.24: That might explain why I'm so uncomfortable
2007.01.23: 36 weeks 3 days
2007.01.15: We're all feeling the cabin fever
2007.01.14: Dear Diary, I am plagiarizing because she said it best
2007.01.12: What happened?
2007.01.09: All her people
2007.01.07: This is hard
2007.01.05: Others poop in their diapers
2007.01.03: "I naked!!"
2007.01.01: It looks like a pack mule exploded in our living room
2006.12.31: 33 weeks and kicking
2006.12.26: Hoping to bore everyone with hospital room camera phone shots
2006.10.27: Because Halloween is right around the corner
2006.10.19: Hi! Where Mama?
2006.10.05: KIller bees
2006.09.21: Using up all her minutes
2006.09.04: In light of recent developments
2006.07.07: Seven and a half weeks
2006.05.29: What we did on our summer vacation
2006.04.30: I made it 34 years without losing my voice
2006.04.27: Hi! Yes. We're alive.
2006.03.04: Ya, she's teething
2006.03.01: Looks like we didn't escape the sickness
2006.03.01: I don't know what she's so upset about
2006.02.28: When a diaper change ends like this, IT WAS NOT A GOOD DIAPER CHANGE.
2006.02.23: This long weekend was like a run-on sentence which is EXACTLY what life sounds like inside my skull
2006.02.17: Hits the spot
2006.02.16: What? It keeps her hair out of her eyes.
2006.02.02: So that's what a year feels like
2006.01.10: We knew it would happen eventually. Law of averages and all.
2006.01.10: Someone's in the Kitchen
2006.01.06: From this morning:
2006.01.01: Happy New Year!
2005.12.19: One Giant Step for Mankind, One Mincing Step for Toddlers
2005.12.09: Maybe I Should Write Something, Right?
2005.12.02: If You're Happy and You Know It
2005.12.02: Breakfast at Tiffany's
2005.11.28: The Ornaments are in the Mail!
2005.11.19: Aaaand, the Floodgates are Open (Posting is now SO ON)
2005.11.18: Look It's Not My Fault
2005.11.09: I Started This Post Two Weeks Ago
2005.10.12: What A Welcome to New England
2005.09.15: It Never Occured to Me Before I Became a Parent, but Babies, They Talk in Their Sleep.
2005.09.03: Our Little Zombie is Growing Up!
2005.08.31: Might Be Time to Baby-Proof
2005.08.26: The Morning After The Pineapple Attacked
2005.08.23: What? Do I Have Something On My Face?
2005.08.20: All Before a Reasonable Hour
2005.08.17: This is More for Me Than it is for You
2005.08.11: Looks Like I'm a Monkey's Butt!
2005.08.01: Right On Time
2005.07.30: I Spent My Friday Night Uploading to Flickr
2005.07.29: I Haven't Had Time to Post the Photos, Either.
2005.07.20: 12 Pounds, 8 Ounces. 25 & 1/4 Long
2005.07.16: ...And on the 165th Night, She Slept for 9 Hours
2005.07.12: When You Travel Six Hours Back in Time to Your Home Time Zone But the Baby Stays on the Vacation Time Zone, You Find Yourself Getting Up at 4:30AM
2005.07.09: Toilet Humor
2005.07.06: Sweden Hasn't Gotten the Memo About the Hole in the Ozone
2005.07.02: At Least the Bar Caddy Will Have Those Little Bottles of Vodka
2005.07.01: She's Five Months Old. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
2005.06.26: Is Infant Urine Still Sterile if They're on Solids?
2005.06.25: 10 Pounds, 9 Ounces, Naked from the Waist Down
2005.06.21: The Funny Bone. It's the First to Go.
2005.06.20: What I Will and Will Not Crib from the Hippies*
2005.06.17: Good News!
2005.06.10: A Bulleted List Without the Bullets is Not Really a List at All
2005.06.08: Here Are Some Photographs of Things That Are Happening Around Here Because I Don't Have the Time to Spell it Out For You
2005.06.05: Transitions
2005.06.03: 4 Months, 8 Pounds, 12 Ounces, First Cereal
2005.06.02: Math Skills
2005.06.01: Swedish Lessons
2005.05.24: The Bedtime Ritual HAHAHA
2005.05.21: White Knuckling the Steering Wheel
2005.05.20: 15 Weeks, 3 Days
2005.05.13: The Long Distance Runner
2005.05.13: Aaaand, She's Found Her Mouth
2005.05.12: Matilda's First Spring and She Doesn't Believe a Word of It
2005.05.06: Let the Good Times Roll
2005.05.04: She's Small for Her Age (13 Weeks)
2005.05.01: Three Months Old
2005.04.30: Ancient Chinese Fun
2005.04.29: Not a Pocky Package
2005.04.27: We're Gonna Make It After All
2005.04.20: The story so far
2005.04.20: Well That Settles That
2005.04.19: Illiterate. Wakes up screaming. Nurses constantly.
2005.04.18: Pretty sure she's agoraphobic
2005.04.17: And Don't I Feel Like the Negligent Drunken Parent?
2005.04.16: If You're Going to Have a Meltdown, Make Sure There's a Bar Nearby
2005.04.15: I'm Being Lulled to Sleep by the Sound of Matilda's Swing Through the Baby Monitor
2005.04.13: On the Bright Side, Matilda Finally Went Up a Size in Diapers
2005.04.12: A Perfect Ten
2005.04.09: The Goldfinches Are Back Too
2005.04.06: "Maybe she has diaper rash!"
2005.04.06: April Fools!
2005.04.05: Please Send Earplugs. And Vodka.
2005.04.04: "Honey, I think we need to trim the baby's claws."
2005.04.02: I knew we were in for a world of pain. I just didn't know it was going to be our fault.
2005.03.31: A total eclipse of the heart
2005.03.30: MAMA IS DRINKING
2005.03.29: This Just In: Suspicions Confirmed
2005.03.28: Its been ages since we've discussed my rack*
2005.03.28: I Stole the Dreams of the Daughter in National Lampoon's European Vacation
2005.03.26: More foods we've spilled on the baby
2005.03.26: Payback is a bitch
2005.03.25: The soundtrack of her life
2005.03.23: 7 weeks yesterday
2005.03.23: Baby steps
2005.03.20: In the 'burbs, this is what we do
2005.03.18: I'd say she's not taking it too well
2005.03.16: She's still well within the weight range of a newborn. WE MADE A VERY SMALL PERSON.
2005.03.15: The lactation consultant has me on strict couch rest
2005.03.14: My boobs are ANGRY
2005.03.11: Can't. Fight. The. Power.
2005.03.10: Milestones
2005.03.10: Say it loud
2005.03.08: Two Lists, with Bullet Points
2005.03.08: Don't think I won't hold this against you
2005.03.07: Notes From the observation deck
2005.03.06: In her short life thus far (34 days), Matilda has been:
2005.03.05: When I say it's been a long day and it's 6am, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.
2005.03.05: Baby in a bathtub
2005.03.05: Week five
2005.03.03: Things in 3's
2005.03.02: When you get up at 5am, eating three meals before noon is not that bad. Is it?
2005.03.01: Month one with mobile
2005.02.28: 6 lbs. 3 oz.
2005.02.28: The room she spends no time in plus the next one
2005.02.28: 6lbs. 7 oz.
2005.02.28: The HIGH MAINTENANCE baby in a sling, with index finger
2005.02.27: Picture pages. Not much to say.
2005.02.25: She was born at 11:20pm. She freaks out at 11:20pm. Every night.
2005.02.22: La la la ignoring the feeding frenzy even though she's nursing right now
2005.02.21: No nipple confusion here!
2005.02.19: You Make Me Feel Like Dancin'!
2005.02.18: Lesbians on TV! Mother on the couch! Pam Grier got chubby!
2005.02.15: The Hunger
2005.02.15: Backlog
2005.02.13: Crank Master Flash
2005.02.12: But enough about her
2005.02.11: Man hands. 3 hours of sleep. MORE SNOW.
2005.02.10: Sure to make the childless gag
2005.02.10: Harry Belafonte Sings It Best
2005.02.09: This breastfeeding is making me thirsty
2005.02.09: Barnyard animals
2005.02.08: Fist of Fury
2005.02.07: She smells like cloves
2005.02.07: Just pretend you're European
2005.02.06: How we spent superbowl sunday
2005.02.05: I've been a parent for 79 hours
2005.02.05: The long foot of the law
2005.02.04: Matilda Emelia Rose
2005.01.23: I was shorter in 1978
2005.01.19: We're all dilated around here!
2005.01.01: About

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